A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
(Moral of the Story: When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT !!!!)
....sent in by Rakesh Vaid: Sunday, 21 June 2009
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