Sunday, 7 February 2010

20100205: Bank Robber

.....................this came to me from Raphael Maliakal in Boston USA - who loves to crack jokes at his lovely tolerant wife Tessie!

Bank robber with a loaded gun demanded all the money from the teller.
Teller gave the money to the robber. Robber then shot the teller - Bang.
He turned left and saw the man in the other lane. He asked the man did you see anything. He said "yes". He shot the man to the left - Bang.
He turned to the right and saw the man in the right lane. He asked the man did you see anything. He said "yes". He shot the man to the right - Bang.
Then he turned around and saw an old man behind him. He asked him did you see anything.
Old man said, " I did not see anything. But see my wife sitting on that bench. She sees everything."

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