I was clearing up my desk of old papers, going through the freyed discoloured ones from the archives of a lifetime's collection before consigning to the bin - and among such pps, came across some great ones such as this....
A coloured woman was applying for a job.
Asked for a reason why she left her former place, she replied -- "Yes Mum, dey pays good, but dat was de most reckless place I'd ebber seen".
"Dey plays a game called Bridge, and last night dere was a lot of fellows dere, and filet as I was fixing for bringin in de refrshments, I heard a man say to a woman -- "take your hands off my trick" -- and I pretty near dropped!"
"And bless ma soul if I didn't hear another man say, "Lay down and let me see what you have got!"
"And den when I was making up ma mind for to go and get my hat,
I hears a woman say -- "Hmm.. you've got length, but you ain't got strength!" --
I got my hat and was makin for de door, when I heard the man say -- "I'm afraid, this is ma last rubber!!!!!!"
"No mum, I just couldn't stay in dat dere house a minute longer...!!!"
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