Prabhsharan Singh Kang (Delhi: 04 July 2009) got this one from his 'fauzi' friend, and passed it on to me..........
"quote" Amongst my duties in Dinjan (Assam), security tops the list. The ULFA martyr's day and Independence day were coming up, so we were expecting something to happen. Accordingly, I rang up all my detachments and warned them to be extra vigilant "Keep the security real tight". One of my youngsters assured me "Not to worry sir. Security will be as tight as a duck's assh__e" and hung up.
I pondered over this remark for quite a while and finally called and asked just what he meant by the reference to the duck's anatomy. "Oh that sir," he replied, " If it's not tight, the duck will sink". "unquote"
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